Some things to know about Disciples
1 - Disciples follow Jesus around the desert and don't even think twice about it.
2 - To become a Disciple you have to be totally HOT, which they all are and everyone knows it, so that's
3 - Disciples get ALL, and I mean ALL, the hot first century Jerusalem babes.
4- Disciples GET THE JOB DONE!
In case you meet a Disciple, DON'T do any of the following...
1 - Play dead. This only works with Grizzley bears!
2 - Offer them pork. You will get fully BONKED!
3 - Set yourself on fire. That's just common sense.
4 - Invite them over for a weenie roast. A guy I know, Rusty, did that once and they sold him to gypsies. DUDE...